The Work Virus
Published 1 year, 6 months ago in My life.There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus will wipe out your private life - completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract - (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should spread this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. 
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A friend just gave me some Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract, thanks to your warning I shall now retrieve it from the cupboard and ensure I partake of sufficient quantities to eliminate this despicable virus
And dude have you ever come into contact with such a virus? Or do you stay drunk and therefore you are immune to infection?
I’m immune